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We’re Back And Have Moved Here

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On the Brink of War Here, There, and Everywhere

by Jacob Freeze in Diary

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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has ordered the military to launch “a powerful retaliatory strike at the enemy, should the enemy intrude even 0.001 millimeters into the waters of the country where its sovereignty is exercised,” the official Korean Central News Agency reported. “Mr. Kim’s statement, issued during a visit to military units on the [...]

Nuke Zen

by Jacob Freeze in Diary

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Who wants to think about the atom bomb? That’s so Fifties! Dig a hole in your back yard and wait for a snake to bite you on the nose! Add a sauna and bake for an eon or until you remember the most common Chinese word for “anus.” Eto moi prikaz! That’s an order in [...]

Getting Ready for War

by Jacob Freeze in Diary

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One of my cousins owns a farm about half way between the Marines on Parris Island and the Army at Fort Benning, and I have visited that farm just about every year since I was born, but I never saw the sky full of war-birds day after day like right now. Those big old Chinooks [...]

Anti-Regulation Propaganda from the NY Times

by Jacob Freeze in Diary

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Call me naive, but I was still surprised (and for several different reasons) by this headline from the New York Times… “In Germany, a Limp Domestic Economy Stifled by Regulation” First of all… “Limp?” So exactly which part of the Germany economy is supposed to be “limp?” Would that be its penis? Seriously, people! Do [...]

Occhi ridente e fuggitivi

by Jacob Freeze in Diary

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Rimembri ancora Quel tempo della tua vita mortale Quando belta splendea Negli occhi tuoi ridente e fuggitivi… -Giacomo Leopardi Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Rachel Green in Bel Air

by Jacob Freeze in Diary

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Our old friend Rachel Green from Friends has been working working working in the movie biz year after year, and the movies have been very good to her. In this less than life-size photo of her new house, the red arrow points at a Porsche 4-door Panamera, to give you some idea of the scale [...]

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Porno Archetype

by Jacob Freeze in Diary

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This man is my chaperone. I am his polyp. You can call me “Miss Peony” or “Penny Slop.” I make penis burn like acetylene rhinoceros! You want tonsil typhoon? Penis fit in one nostril! Phooey on my loins? I shall preen my seraphic oyster! This man is my chaperone. I am his polyp. Bookmark on [...]

Requiem for Doo-Shawn Simic

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"Charles" wasn’t "Charles" Simic’s name, it was "Doo-Shawn Simic," as in " Howdy, Ma’am! My name is Doo-Shawn Simic!"  "I’m a Libra. My hobbies are burping and refrigerator magnets." ………………………………………………………………………..   Now it’s 10 AM! Doo-Shawn Simic writes a poem at this hour every day! "Poetry is an orphan of silence," he begins, but then… "Oh [...]

Emma Watson

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