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Iraq Holocaust Update

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And no end in sight. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Whitney at the Grammys

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I asked for an imperial song and dance and in run a bunch of zombie cloggers and singing zits! Admen said it was a mystery but we already understand that all of us are naked under our underpants. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about [...]

No War Ever Ends

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They call it missing in action, but those soldiers are missing at home, too, at every wedding and every graduation and every holiday. Sometimes you meet an old man who has children and grandchildren now, and he never had a father. You meet amputees who had twenty good years ahead of them, playing softball or [...]

The Grotesque Ass-Omens of Super Bowl XLVI

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For anyone who believes in omens, America’s supreme civic festival is an obvious place to look for them, and what did we see at Super Bowl XLVI? We saw a fat and clumsy former super-star fall on her ass in the middle of halftime festivities, and then… The most grotesque winning touchdown in the history [...]

My Excuse

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What’s your excuse for so much ridiculous screaming and thrashing? I fell off a boat in 1987 and for the first ten years I thought I was drowning. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

A Gold Mine in Zimbabwe

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LOLCATS OF THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES

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Why Obama Will Win Again

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This is exactly why Barack Obama will be re-elected. He’s an incredibly charming con-man, and Romney doesn’t have a chance against him. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Slow Fat Bombs and the Future of Everything

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After various delays and multiple cost over-runs, the Pentagon has finally unveiled its whiz-bang multi-billion-dollar Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP), which will supposedly vaporize hardened underground targets like the invisible nuclear weapons labs in Iran. Bunker-busting bombs to make the world safe for Israel! But… These things aren’t much like what most people would call a [...]

Boulevard St. Michel

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I meet my therapist (Baudelaire) in an intimate cafĂ© on Boul’ Mich and while I blather about my silly problems he stares moodily at the passers-by or writes pitiful letters to his mother… sometimes six in one day! Now he’s threatening to beat up some geezer… his best friend!… and the geezer’s wife and children [...]

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