Rimembri ancora Quel tempo della tua vita mortale Quando belta splendea Negli occhi tuoi ridente e fuggitivi… -Giacomo Leopardi Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post
Our old friend Rachel Green from Friends has been working working working in the movie biz year after year, and the movies have been very good to her. In this less than life-size photo of her new house, the red arrow points at a Porsche 4-door Panamera, to give you some idea of the scale [...]
This man is my chaperone. I am his polyp. You can call me “Miss Peony” or “Penny Slop.” I make penis burn like acetylene rhinoceros! You want tonsil typhoon? Penis fit in one nostril! Phooey on my loins? I shall preen my seraphic oyster! This man is my chaperone. I am his polyp. Bookmark on [...]
"Charles" wasn’t "Charles" Simic’s name, it was "Doo-Shawn Simic," as in " Howdy, Ma’am! My name is Doo-Shawn Simic!" "I’m a Libra. My hobbies are burping and refrigerator magnets." ……………………………………………………………………….. Now it’s 10 AM! Doo-Shawn Simic writes a poem at this hour every day! "Poetry is an orphan of silence," he begins, but then… "Oh [...]
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And no end in sight. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post
I asked for an imperial song and dance and in run a bunch of zombie cloggers and singing zits! Admen said it was a mystery but we already understand that all of us are naked under our underpants. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about [...]
They call it missing in action, but those soldiers are missing at home, too, at every wedding and every graduation and every holiday. Sometimes you meet an old man who has children and grandchildren now, and he never had a father. You meet amputees who had twenty good years ahead of them, playing softball or [...]
For anyone who believes in omens, America’s supreme civic festival is an obvious place to look for them, and what did we see at Super Bowl XLVI? We saw a fat and clumsy former super-star fall on her ass in the middle of halftime festivities, and then… The most grotesque winning touchdown in the history [...]
What’s your excuse for so much ridiculous screaming and thrashing? I fell off a boat in 1987 and for the first ten years I thought I was drowning. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post